jongartman

Jun 17

Show invisibles

Jun 14

Getting Started - Git-Flow -

You can learn all of that, or you can just learn git.

Jun 12

“I am the OG whigger of Axle, TX.” — My Dad

Jun 03

THE secrets of YIFY and high quality and small file sizes

Jun 02

Beers

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May 30

How To Tell Developers To Fuck Off

Refuse to provide offline documentation:

myhost - ~/rabbitmq-server-2.8.6
$ cat INSTALL 
Please see http://www.rabbitmq.com/download.html for links to guides
to installing RabbitMQ.
myhost - ~/rabbitmq-server-2.8.6
$ cat README 
Please see http://www.rabbitmq.com/build-server.html for build instructions.

May 29

Best Practices for Designing a Pragmatic RESTful API

May 28

Learning to use git-flow is like trying to learn to drive by playing video games.

Ubuntu Sources List Generator -

ubuntu sources for a LTS release are fucking annoying

Colourco.de - find your colour scheme -

colourco.de is an online designer tool, which allows you to easily and intuitively combine colours.

May 23

How to Work Remotely as a Software Developer

nicknames

• Rocky - after breaking my hand twice inside of a few months due to punching things.
• Saint Gartlesby Esq. III - I had a reputation of miraculous ping-pong shots/points. (also Great Gartlesby)
• Garnet - Co-worker’s 2 year old name for me.
• Gartmania - Not sure how or why this one stuck around.
• DJ Jon G-ZAY (geezy) - hip hop dj name when I did that sort of thing.

May 09

US gun homicides at 20-year low

May 06

“Please identify an SLA for diff” — A coworker when responding to a P1 ticket created saying that the diff tool was too slow.

May 01

SHOW INNODB STATUS walk through