jongartman

myhost - ~/rabbitmq-server-2.8.6
$ cat INSTALL 
Please see http://www.rabbitmq.com/download.html for links to guides
to installing RabbitMQ.
myhost - ~/rabbitmq-server-2.8.6
$ cat README 
Please see http://www.rabbitmq.com/build-server.html for build instructions.

Best Practices for Designing a Pragmatic RESTful API

Wed, 29 May 2013 18:24:11 -0400

Best Practices for Designing a Pragmatic RESTful API

Learning to use git-flow is like trying to learn to drive by playing video games.

Tue, 28 May 2013 11:48:47 -0400

Learning to use git-flow is like trying to learn to drive by playing video games.

Ubuntu Sources List Generator

Tue, 28 May 2013 11:32:20 -0400

Ubuntu Sources List Generator:

ubuntu sources for a LTS release are fucking annoying

Colourco.de - find your colour scheme

Tue, 28 May 2013 10:57:53 -0400

Colourco.de - find your colour scheme:

colourco.de is an online designer tool, which allows you to easily and intuitively combine colours.

How to Work Remotely as a Software Developer

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:55 -0400

How to Work Remotely as a Software Developer

nicknames

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:23:02 -0400

Rocky - after breaking my hand twice inside of a few months due to punching things.
Saint Gartlesby Esq. III - I had a reputation of miraculous ping-pong shots/points. (also Great Gartlesby)
Garnet - Co-worker’s 2 year old name for me.
Gartmania - Not sure how or why this one stuck around.
DJ Jon G-ZAY (geezy) - hip hop dj name when I did that sort of thing.

US gun homicides at 20-year low

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:56:39 -0400

US gun homicides at 20-year low

"Please identify an SLA for diff"

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:20:33 -0400

“Please identify an SLA for diff”

- A coworker when responding to a P1 ticket created saying that the diff tool was too slow.

SHOW INNODB STATUS walk through

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:32:10 -0400

SHOW INNODB STATUS walk through

DELETE, innodb_max_purge_lag and a case for PARTITIONS

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:53:03 -0400

DELETE, innodb_max_purge_lag and a case for PARTITIONS:

oh mysql

I confess: I listened to Mariah Carey today.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:26:09 -0400

I confess: I listened to Mariah Carey today.

Amazon Support (better than you think)

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:12:00 -0400

*This just happened. Today is March 21, 2013.*

You are now connected to {Amazon} from Amazon.com.
Me:less than a week outside of return window, need exchange
Amazon:Hello, my name is Amazon. I'll be glad to help you today.
Amazon:May I have the order number, please?
Me: {my-order-here}, that's my order number, sorrry for the delay
Amazon:Thank you.
Amazon:I see 4 items. Do you need to replace all 4?
Me:I bought a new iMac (two actually) in January and purchased the memory in that order for both of them.
Me:I would only want to replace 2 of them (the two in my machine). The other two packages of memory seem just fine.
Amazon:Would you mind if I put you on hold for 2 to 3 minutes while I check this for you?
Me:No problem, thank you.
Amazon:I've placed a new order for you at no charge. The order details are available in Your Account (www.amazon.com/your-account), and we'll send you an e-mail when the new order is shipped. The Estimated Delivery Date is Friday, March 22, 2013
Me:Holy cow.
Me:How do I return these existing memory items?
Amazon:Link to print label: {link-for-label}
Amazon:Use this label to return the items.
Amazon:Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Me:I am speechless.
Me:That is awesome! Thank you!
Amazon::)Thanks for visiting Amazon.com. We hope to see you again soon! Bye..Take care!
Me:Thanks again!

http://bjk5.com/post/44698559168/breaking-down-amazons-mega-dropdown

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:18:00 -0500

http://bjk5.com/post/44698559168/breaking-down-amazons-mega-dropdown

Essential Security for Linux Servers

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:41:05 -0500

Essential Security for Linux Servers